whoa whoa here we go:
- Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4
Wheee found it.
- Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
The screen and a glass of white wine and the shoulders of my poltergeist, Ted.
- Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Pff quantum physics, what were you thinking?
- What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Game of Thrones, Seasos 4 Episode 3
- Without looking, guess what time it is
- Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8.02pm WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
- With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Dead people. They’re calling your name. They’re coming for you.
- When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
An hour ago. Took the dogs to poop.
- Did you dream last night?
Probably, didn’t remeber it though
- Do you remember your dreams?
The deeply disturbing ones.. and the wet ones.
- If you rape a hooker, is it considered rape or shop lifting?
- Say the most ignorant, but truthful thing:
- When was the last time your brain farted, and why?
- 2 ufo’s fly over the sahara. One has lost a tire. How many eggs are lying in the nest?
- What was your last cringe attack (thinking about embarrasing things you have said/done years ago, followed by an immediate cringe and slap against your forhead)
- Top 5 bands you will never get to see:
- Complete this sentence: Humanity will never be able to…:
- … and this one: I see a little silhouetto of a man -
- What is your guilty pleasure? (music)
- Which ability do you aspire to have?